SOPA and my bank account

I got a traffic violation ticket last month and I wrote a bullshit letter to try to put it off until after Christmas. because really, who wants to pay he courthouse $147 before Christmas?

I sure as hell don’t.

Which is why I made a bullshit letter that was denied (AS I PLANNED, BWAHAHAHHA) and I morosely dragged myself to the courthouse today to fork over my hard earned money. It brought me so much pain and sadness to pay this aloha shirtted fool behind the counter for a ticket that I feel is completely bullshit.

SO MUCH BULLSHIT.

I was so depressed about losing more money than I planned to save, I decided to remedy it by spending more money and buying a new bag. A NICE ONE, AT THAT. So now I don’t feel so bad.

They say two wrongs don’t make a right? A NEGATIVE AND A NEGATIVE MAKE A POSITIVE, THATS WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME IN SKEWL.

Also, SOPA is so stupid. I watched their campaign for it on the Daily Show and they kept saying stupid stuff like “oh, bleh bleh, i am not a nerd, i wouldnt know, lol” “Maybe you should ask a nerd, hohoho” “We should get a nerd conference in here, huhuhu.”

WHAT ARE WE, HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMEN?

GOD. PEOPLE. I HATE THEM.

(sometimes)

  1. ellebobelly said: Empress, you had better not say anything bad about the government, or else… in Lauren’s words, “ByeBye Empress”.
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